Blokes have their own simple wisdom.
We all know that women are very emotional creatures. They obviously experience many different emotions, with a wide emotional repoitoire. In contrast, us blokes are left somewhat confused by them. Simple answers are dangerous. Honesty is dangerous. Just imagine what might follow the simple question: "Does my bum look big in this?"
Blokes are really quite simple emotionally. All male emotions can be understood as mixture of 3 basic emotions. Differing ratios of these three give the different male emotions exhibited. The three primary emotions are Anger, Fear and Lust. I am uncertain if anger and fear are really different emotions. Perhaps they are two sides of the same coin, the positive/negative of the same primary emotion.
The rules of life are simple. The boy who dies with the most toys wins.
If it wasn't for the womenfolk, us menfolk wouldn't have any children.
If I didn't have kids, I wouldn't even want to come to work.
Kids are great, but over the long term, 2 bricks hurt less.