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|Brand/Imprint:||Horny As Hell|
|Categories:||Weird and Wonderful|
For the old fossil living life in the fast lane.
Hand crafted in real wood, this is the last word in envrironmentally friendly mobility asistance technology!
Bell for warning young yobs to get out of the way.
Rear view mirror for safe overtaking.
Bracket for holding colostomy bag/pacemaker batteries/shopping.
Stubby holder for essential refreshment supplies.
Come with "Go Faster" stripes as an additional accessory.
Clear the footpath - Old Boy coming through.